Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Why I'm the best Maid of Honor ever. Or atleast the most annoying.


Text from Amie(Bride): Hello Bridal Party! I have finally decided on a venue! We need to schedule a showing from the wedding planner they have provided. I need to know which days work best for you guys. I was thinking Wednesday, November 7th at noon. Let me know if this works for everyone!

Reply from me: Hello, Bride! That all sounds good except November 7th is a Monday. Are we talking November 7th of 2013? Cause I'm pretty sure that'll be a Wednesday.

Amie: I meant November 2nd. Of this year. Ha ha.

Me: That's good cause I just looked it up and Nov. 7th, 2013 will actually be a Thursday because of the leap year. I would suggest manipulation of the space-time continuum, but that can get so tricky when it involves a leap year. We might end up having to travel to the past to make sure our parents meet so we end up being born. And that seems like alot of work, besides the difficulty of finding a space traveling car in this day and age when everyone knows those were popular in the 80's. So we should probably just stick with Nov. 2nd, 2012.

Amie: This year. November 2, 2011. Like in a few weeks. You are so strange.

Me: Oh, that's good cause I just realized Nov, 2nd, 2012 won't be a Monday, either! This is getting complicated.

Curiously, Amie was not amused by this exchange. I think it was more a mix of bewilderment and growing irritation. The wedding isn't for another two years, though, so she has plenty of time to regret asking me to be her maid of honor and/or kill me and make sure no one finds my body until after the wedding.